I'M FINNA CRACK YOU OPEN LIKE A LOBSTER JUST SO YOU CAN KNOW WHAT THINGS FEEL LIKE AFTER YOU GET BOILED ALIVE

I'M FINNA COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENS TO ME BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GAY, WHY I GOTTA DO THIS?

I'M FINNA CUT YR MOUTH OFF SO YOU DON'T EVER GOTTA SPEAK AND LEARN HOW TO TALK TO ME WITH YR EYEBALLS YOU WHINING LITTLE CUNT LET ME HOLD YOU

I'M FINNA CRAMP YUR STYLE SO HARD THAT YOU HAFTA LEARN NEW COPING SKILLS LIKE PUNCHING WALLS AND COMMITTING SUICIDE SO THAT YUR BODY SATURATES THE EARTH

I'M FINNA THROW YOU IN THE AIR CONDITIONER SO THAT IT CHEWS YOU UP AND MAKES YOU INTO SOMETHING VERY NEW AND ALSO COLD AND WHOLLY DIFFERENT AND ELECTRIC

I'M FINNA GIVE YOU ROOFIES AND THEN TAKE YOU TO A TATTOO PARLOR AND GET YOU A TATTOO OF A PENIS GOING INTO YOUR NOSE BECAUSE GAY JOKES ARE HILARIOUS

I'M FINNA GIVE YOU ROOFIES AND THEN TAKE YOU TO A TATTOO SHOP AND LAY YOU DOWN IN A NICE COMFY CHAIR AND GET A PICTURE OF THE WORLD TATTOOED ON YR FACE SO THAT YOU CAN FINALLY GET HOW THE FUCKING WORLD WORKS EVERY DAY WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE GODDAM MIRROR I'VE PLACED IN YR BATHROOM